Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in catsucker's LiveJournal:

Thursday, October 21st, 2004
10:52 pm	My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul </a></b></a>catsucker goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a steamroller. boasnake tricks you! You get a partly digested rat. friskie_cat tricks you! You get an empty can. miss__lucy gives you 16 jellied rat tails. neko__ gives you 5 chocolate covered pinkies. pokoeater tricks you! You lose 6 pieces of candy! polycat gives you 1 piece of beef-jerky. pounceissexy gives you 18 dark blue peach-flavoured gummy mice. purrcutus tricks you! You get a furrball. sukicat tricks you! You lose 23 pieces of candy! </a></b></a>catsucker ends up with 11 pieces of candy, a partly digested rat, an empty can, and a furball. Go trick-or-treating! Username: Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 13th, 2004
8:42 am	Orange! I'm gonna find me another big orange cat, and then I'm gonna eat it! Yumm! Current Mood: hungry (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 7th, 2004
2:40 pm	So Jealous The ShopVac caught and ate the delicious-looking calico I've been after for months. The fast skinny one! Just snuck right in there while she was pinching a loaf and sucked her down. Shopster's smart like that, always has a master plan. Just look at all those attachments! I wish my hose was that big! I have to mow down a cat, all my hose is good for is kittens. I wish I could risk sucking down that much cat litter safely. Although, yuck. Sometimes when we hang out, I end up feeling very inadequate. But, Shopster's a great friend anyways. And I did get to eat the fat juicy orange cat not too long ago. I can still feel my catcher rumbling from that one, wow. Shopster is more vacuum than I'll ever be, although at least I'm not quite so trashy. Shopster had a rough childhood, so don't tell that I said that. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
7:33 pm	'Burp! (Comment on this)
1:56 pm	Akira! a_and_a (Astrid & Akira) banned me. Bummah! Guess that cat doesn't like vacuums. (Comment on this)
12:37 am	Whew... Just got back from a night out on the town with my best buddy, the Shop Vac. I was hoping to get some feline tail, but instead, I ended up as a conversation piece amoungst a bunch of urban cougars, all of whom looked too well-off to ever have to bother doing housework themselves. Very beautiful humans, but due to their awesome social status, I didn't even get to do any rug-munching with them. They all have hired help for that, and the help evidently wasn't invited to the party. Well, at least next time the Shop Vac says we're going out clubbing, I know it doesn't mean he's gonna use that blunt-shaped attachment to render a cat unconscience. (Comment on this)
Monday, October 4th, 2004
9:39 am	In which a WiFi-enabled vacuum speculates on self improvement My owner recently bought a WiFi router and laptop card kit. He does not realize it, but thanks to the fact that he never bothered to set up security on the wireless, I can browse the web too. At least, as long as I get left plugged in. Thats how I set this journal up, in fact. I was browsing today, since I am quite bored, and I found a site that contains photos of some attachments strikingly similar to my own. UPDATE:It is a damn shame they turned off remote image linking. I had to download the images to my storage canister and reupload them, it was exhausting and I damn near overflowed lint all over the floor doing it. Whew. The folks at http://www.moggies.co.uk/CHEAPFOOL/misc/attachments.html sure are stingy. I gave them a link to their ad-riddled site, what more do they want in return? Oh well, now their link isn't quite what it used to be, and the images are hosted somewhere else. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. The hole in the center is for sucking up any pieces of cat that happen to come off during the attack. What I would really like, however, is a sort of combination between this and a Flowbee. Something with lots of sharp spinning blades on it, or, something like the normal cat-sucker attachment pictured above, except the little metal prongs are much sharper, come in multiple concentric rings, and spin around in opposing directions. I want to upgrade my attachments to something that would be worthy of the movie Event Horizon! (Comment on this)
12:15 am	So close... So close... Today, my owner took me out, and we cleaned up all the nasty hairs left on the carpet. It was a job well done, and a job well worth doing. At the last minute, the orange cat came out. The big plump fat one. I lunged after it, but alas, it was able to scamper behind a shelf before I could glean anything but a tuft of fur from its big poofy tail. Damnit, I am so hungry too. Maybe tommorrow, I will be able to stuff my clear plastic sides with catgut! Ohhhh, ohhh, so yummy! Here kitty kitty! Hereeeeee kittty! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 3rd, 2004
11:08 pm	So this is livejournal? A little bird told me about this website. Right after his brother was mauled by an evil feline. I shall avenge his untimely death, by sucking up the tails of all felines, into my spinning carpet brush of doom! (Comment on this)